Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
even my farts smell like vagina
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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