Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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