sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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