You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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