So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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