North Korea, Best Korea!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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