No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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