I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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