one two three fourrrrnication!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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