Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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