My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
