How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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