I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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