Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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