When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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