Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i will never coherently bang her
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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