Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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