We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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