**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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