Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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