mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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