Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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