its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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