i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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