She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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