i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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