Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Fuck appropriateness.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
