jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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