i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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