Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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