Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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