so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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