Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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