let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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