Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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