Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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