This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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