So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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