ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
