How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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