So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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