windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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