What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
