Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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