feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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