good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I want a musical about memes.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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