Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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