please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
