he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Also, beer. Big fan.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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