we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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