Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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