So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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