I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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