I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
As shirtless as possible
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Randomize
