Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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