were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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