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Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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