have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Drake has all the answers
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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